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anyway time to bring back the best christmas vine of all time

confused-angel-in-a-trenchcoat

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Doctor: The DNA test results are in. My friend will explain. [gestures to the left (right on camera)]

[Camera pans to man with a guitar]

Man on Guitar: [To the tune of ‘Feliz Navidad’] Phillip’s not your dad…

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December or, as it is more commonly known, Christmasmonth,

#pls
citriccenobite

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin
#pls
This Autumn, let something die.
onewillow

A worry, a relationship, a project that has run its course. Let go of anxiety over the future. Let go of guilt.

Let go of other people’s dreams for you. Let go of the fear that happiness or success or love or joyousness somehow isn’t for you.

Let go of feeling unwanted. Go outside, can you feel how deeply your presence is craved here?

Let go of the small and burdensome things. Gifts never opened. Keys without a lock. Broken earrings, old love letters, the ephemera on your fridge.

As David Whyte writes, “Anything or anyone that does not bring you alive is too small for you.” This Autumn, let go of all the clothes you have outgrown.

Let go of comparison.

Let go of doubt.

Let go of the feeling that you are somehow not good enough.

Because every imperfect apple that lays soft in your hands, and every ray of low Autumn sunlight that warms you through woolens will tell you a different story, a much truer story. The story that you are more, much more, than enough. That you bless this world simply by being alive.

awitchnamedkay

Y’all this hit me hard

owlmylove

it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that

get rich or die dying

all gnomes are power bottoms

cyberscully

as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.

me, sitting on the floor, eating croutons straight from the bag: I have so much to live for,

#I need someone to call me out
kevingetem

fr tho, communication is so important to me. tell me what u want from me, tell me how i make u feel, be real with me, be real with ur soul

lesbiandaydream

not to be nsfw but i want to have a nap with someone i love

scarlett-the-seachild

*listens to Vampire Weekend* anyone feel like smoking weed on the roof of an all boys private school and maybe form an unrequited homoerotic crush on a best friend?